Top 5 responses to your question (which was: what are your top 5 favorite tv shows? or top 5 margaret cho jokes? or top 5 memories of funny things that kids said in your classroom? or some other top 5....?)

tv shows:
1. sopranos

margaret cho:
2. "why you eyes so big?  are you surprised?"

3. "it's too much ass.  you need ass in moderation."

anything else where she imitates her mother.

4.  kid with backpack on back and stuck to chair on desk. "i need a little help here."

5. david sedaris. period.