top of my head . . . .

1. Immigrant Song (the power and the glory)
2. Sympathy for the Devil (truly the work of Evil)
3. Dazed and Confused (it’s just too fucking hot, don’t touch it)
4. She Came In Through The Bathroom Window (the way George rolls is so sweet)
5. Start Me Up (keith was sooo old and used up when he got this one, has to count for something)

1. Dick Butkus, lived for violence
2. Lawrence Taylor, redefined the position
3. Ray Lewis, psycho
4. Mike Singletary, brutal
5. Jack Lambert, ate nails/shit steel

1. Universal Health-Care
2. Cool People/Lighter restrictions on marijuana
3. If you have to fight somebody, they won’t have a handgun
4. The standard alcohol percentage in beer is 5.
5. Government Grants for Everything!