List of things I hear at work all day:

I'm not sure

What do you think?

Do we have this in Color?

We need a meeting

Do we have a meeting?

Wanna get a coffee?

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim as fast as a shark?

I hate that guy?

She is difficult

Who gave him this job?

It's a redesign?

Can I get that by the end of the day?

Is your computer slow?

Are the servers down?

Can you scan this?

Can you print this out?