Performance for waiting rooms
2008 - ongoing
scott wayne indiana

Have a seat in a waiting room. If there is no seat available, just stand.
Sign the waiting list if you want, or, if anybody asks, simply say "No, I'm
just waiting." End performance before anyone realizes that you were
waiting for nothing.

There is to be no documentation for this performance.

Note: I found out that this is also a Steven Wright joke, practically word for word.
Give it a try as an actual performance.